I Have a Funny Dog

If you plan to follow my blog, you should probably really like dogs or at least have an appreciation of them from afar. Because my dog (and my cat, if/when she ever deigns to make an appearance) will be my official blog mascot. Is there anything better than a corgi as a mascot? Ginger could easily become the poster corgi of many products.

She could be the spokes-dog of our local dog wash.

She could model the latest trends in dog costumes.

I think she could even sell stairs. If, you know, selling stairs was a thing.

But here are the products Ginger most certainly won't plug.

• Blenders
• Vacuums
• Toasters
• Shredders
• Copy machines
• Food processors 
• Power drills 
• Lint rollers
• Basically, if it whirs, buzzes, murmurs, or hums, Ginger will lose her damn mind. 

Exhibit A: Vacuum

 Exhibit B: A Cinderella toaster

Exhibit C: The mere sight of a blender

So, as Ginger begins to build her fan base and fields more and more offers from modeling agencies, brands, and various clients, please, no inquiries from developers of the maniacal whirring agents of death from the aforementioned list. But she would love to represent cotton-ball manufacturers, producers of blankets, and companies that make noise-cancelling headphones.


Please contact her agent for more details.